Ivana Scoop and Rock Hardly are “Reporting today’s news, tomorrow!” Put them on a red carpet, linoleum or hardwood floor and they’ll interview arriving guests on ‘who they’re wearing, what the guest in front of them is wearing and what they’re most excited about eating at dinner! They come complete with Entertainment Tomorrow microphones and they’re own theme music.

Add some 1950’s news reporters as photo snapping paparazzi, a couple screaming, adoring fans and Joan Rivers and you have a welcome reception your guests will never forget! Unless they win an Oscar.